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0567: Anyone in Separated at Birthday 6th Jul, 2020

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Mel Cormac edit delete
Mel Cormac
Excuse me waiter, I didn’t order a yike, please take it back.
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mitchellbravo edit delete reply
mitchellbravo
ooooooooooooooooooooooof seth :( :(
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
The biggest of oofs my dude
Allzephyr edit delete reply
Allzephyr
Incoming kick to the dick from Anna in 3... 2... 1...
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Honestly I wouldn't blame her this time
Microraptor edit delete reply
Microraptor
- Do I get that right? Seth and Jon are not twins, they are even just half-brothers, yet their birthdays are by sheer coincidence just one day apart?

- "You betrayed me, you big... betrayer!" --> The ideal birthday present for Seth would be... a thesaurus! (There is still half a day left to buy one!)

- I love the detail that even the gutter between the last panel and the previous one kinda takes a gasp...
anonymous coward (Guest) edit delete reply
I think Seth would have to be more of a fan of reading than he is for a thesaurus to be of any use or value to him at all.

Thanks for noting that detail about the panel gap, I was afraid I might be the only person here nitpicky enough to notice it and think it worthy of comment. Then I took an extra five seconds to remember that it's even odds or better that the other people commenting here make comics and perhaps notice more of those kinds of details than I do. :)
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
You did get that right! Jon was born almost exactly four years after Seth was.

One of those word a day calendars would do wonders for his vocabulary.

Thank you! I'm still getting the hang of using panel gutters to help tell the story
Matthew Jones (Guest) edit delete reply
In Atlanta, there used to be a conservative radio talk show host named Neal Boortz. His director was named Royal Marshall, and his catchphrase was "Just...damn!" This applies.

Another good Southernism is from the newspaper writer Lewis Grizzard. His was "damn, brother, don't believe I'd-a said that!"
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Ooh yeah, they both sound pretty appropriate for this one!
anonymous coward (Guest) edit delete reply
Hmm. On one hand I want to agree with Seth because of how desperately mopey, lonely, and, er, "thirsty," Jon acts at times. On the other hand we know for a fact that Jon can be discriminating enough not to date a coworker that came on to him while he was drunk, so we know it's not true. On the jackbooted feet of this situation, that was quite an obnoxious, spiteful and hostile thing for Seth to say. Perhaps he may have an undiscovered talent for online hate broadcasting?

Waiters have a hard enough job to do without people trying to make them take away yike brought up and spewed forth by misbehaved patrons. However, since the group seems to be at a pub perhaps there is a security thug who is sufficiently skilled, available, and up for the task.
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
My general consensus on Seth's remark:
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anonymous coward (Guest) edit delete reply
Karen might disagree with that, and she may even have a point in it.
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Yeah true - she'd be pretty annoyed if she heard that honestly!
Squirreltastic-Blue
So, uh... Watcha drinkin' Jon?
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
He's on the hard stuff - that H2O will mess you up
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
More oxygen means MORE ATTITUDE
RazorD9 edit delete reply
RazorD9
Check please.

Huh, that phrase fits nicely.
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Haha yeah, would be pretty appropriate
AmbiguousMouse (Guest) edit delete reply
First of all, Seth: damn, I didn't know you were capable of this much spite. However, it does kinda fit with Jon starting to crush on Paul the second he found out Paul was crushing on him... Hm.

Second of all, Anna: I know that look. Please don't break your glass in your hand out of rage. That drink was expensive, and you'll only injure yourself, not Seth!
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Don't break your hand on the glass!

Break your hand on his face