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0530: Severe Reaction in Relationslip 11th Nov, 2019

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Mel Cormac edit delete
Mel Cormac
Jon should probably have an EpiPen huh
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Thracecius edit delete reply
Thracecius
I dunno, I've known people who hate needles, but if their allergy is serious enough that it can hospitalize or kill them, they make sure they have one on them at all times. Obviously Jon hasn't had a close enough encounter with death yet. ;)
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Yeah, probably after this he'll start keeping one in his bag. Especially if he'd just get an injection at the hospital anyway!
anonymous coward (Guest) edit delete reply
Seth is an incomparable anus, eh? Okay, I'll try to imagine what this comic might be like if we replaced all of Seth's speech with fart noises. Hmm, Jon's lines would need to change at least a little bit to make sense. Should I write it?

Jon needs a bare minimum of three epipens if he's going to be the kind of thicko that does not pay attention to what his date has for dinner or have a conversation with her about allergies and other food issues. That kind of conversation often isn't too interesting but it's stuff you need to know at least vaguely if you're hoping the date ends well.
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Hey, don't step all over my follow-up series: Waste of Arse

Definitely he should have been paying more attention! He was a bit too anxious and distracted at dinner to notice, or even think about, what she was eating, but it is an important discussion to have!
anonymous coward (Guest) edit delete reply
Waste... of Arse? I'm not sure if that's nonsensical, dirty, both, or something else entirely. What's your promotional pitch for it?
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
It's something I typed at 7 in the morning and which I already regret :'D
anonymous coward (Guest) edit delete reply
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I have heard worse pitches than that.
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
that's hilarious and saddening in equal measure
anonymous coward (Guest) edit delete reply
I could point you at old Youtube videos promoting a fake sports drink called Powerthirst, but of the two that's more hilarious than saddening. I'll spare us both the stories of other poor pitches which were less easy to find amusing.