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0412: Daddy Cool
22nd Jan, 2018 in Work Friends
0412: Daddy Cool
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Author Notes:
Mel Cormac edit delete
Mel Cormac
“Further Tequila to Follow” will be the title of my university memoir.
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RazorD9 edit delete reply
RazorD9
The name of the new hip sitcom about a single dad taking care of his drunk friends and his love life while making wise cracks at the guys he must send home as a door man.
Fabian W. edit delete reply
Fabian W.
"Door supervisor" sounds as if he has to pay attention to the door itself, rather than the people entering it... :-D
anonymous coward (Guest) edit delete reply
In the modern day of the Internet of Things, your network-enabled, automatic-opening door does need supervision. That shit is crackable, the script-kiddies can pwn your door and make it open up for the Bible salesmen, then watch on your webcam and post the video to Youtube for lulz and money. Trolling like that is a paying job now, so you better watch that door.
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Supervise that door, Elliott! You never know who's going to hack in!
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Haha I looked it up and that's apparently what some establishments call that job! But yeah, it does sound like he makes sure that door doesn't get up to any funny business.
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Or "My One Dad" or "Door Supervisor to My Heart"
anonymous coward (Guest) edit delete reply
I very much sympathize with Elliott's problem here. When I was younger I was designated driver/"dad" for drunks trying to get some fun stories or at least blackmail out of it, but mostly what I got was vomit and people who didn't even know what they did I was pissed off about.
Mel Cormac edit delete reply
Mel Cormac
Aw, did you at least get a few "here's that dumb thing you said when you were drunk" cards out of it?